peppypear:

incorrect-ironstrange:

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

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the-bluebonnet-bandit:

jackharknessday:

weavemama:

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

feenyxblue:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

Portal(2007)

skywolf42:

scatterpatter:

mamabearteacher:

Lunch ideas

These are actually amazing??? This can really help me eat more??? And are legit good and creative lunches??? THANK YOU IM AAAAAAAAA-

Awesome :)

mutantapologist:

Hope Summers: dad, who is this clown?

Deadpool, clown:

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tiqqun:

bloodcraving-vampire:

great-tweets:

There is nothing new under the sun.

ADHD mood

*Abbott walks in*

*I frantically spin the wheel from Byzantine Erotica to the Summa Theologica*

thefineststuff:

draumbooty:

tilthat:

TIL in 2007, a Bowhead whale was discovered with the end of a harpoon left embedded in its neck from a previous hunt. It was found that the harpoon tip was originally manufactured in 1890, indicating the whale had survived a human attack more than a century ago.

via reddit.com

Absolutely massive dick energy

Moby Dick energy

sapphic-ambitions:

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THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING

officialforteexe:

someone: you’re not writing that canon character correctly

me, looking them dead in the eye: neither did canon, but here we are

dankmemeuniversity:

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ofsassgard:

tweet of the year

spector:

gordon ramsey: so what’s wrong with the restaurant?
a staff member about to drag out every single bad and/or questionable thing their boss has ever done: 

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lubricates:

dawnokeefe:

the-incedible-sulk:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

orange-twilight:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT


The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

SORRY GIRLS

wordsofdiana:

hornplayingphysicist:

softlytea:

sewickedthread:

rootbeermolecule:

deadmomjokes:

jvlianbashir:

when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall

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Deciding to cite it anyway base on the abstract, knowing your professor probably won’t go through and look up every source in works cited

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if you guys want to read academic papers but they’re behind a paywall, get the chrome extension Unpaywall. when you visit a site that requires you pay for their journal to view the article, the extension will look for other open access sites that will show you the article for free, and it’s all completely legal. all that money goes to the publisher, the writer of the paper gets none of it. https://unpaywall.org

If you can find out an author’s name, contact them. They may be willing to email it to you.For free. 

Check researchgate.net and academia.edu! Also authors’ professional websites.

Reblog to save a life

Also reblog cause this is a fucking great joke let’s not overlook that